July 2011
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Customer Service is Dead....and you are to blame.
There is a very large difference between me being rude and me telling you something you don’t want to hear.  Examples: “You are ugly and have bad breath” – I would agree that someone telling this to another person constitutes rude behavior. “I was told you would deliver between 1 and 4PM. It is now 4:30 PM.  No one has called me.  No one has apologized.  Why is my time worth less than yours?” –...
Jul 24th
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November 2010
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My friend passed away today....
My friend Jerome passed away today.  Jerome was mentally challenged and cared for by the Daughters of Charity in Los Angeles.  Despite his humble abilities and resources he was probably happier then all of us.  A very religious guy it was his dream to be buried at the LA Cathedral in a place reserved for the rich and/or high ranking church officials.  He saved his money and made this happen...
Nov 16th
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April 2010
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Jackpot verus Horse
My dog Jackpot (minus the bat wings) Can beat up this horse….no problem That is all….
Apr 27th
In the lab, working on new shirts...
No rest for the wicked they say.  Our orignal Special Sauce shirt dropped a few weeks back and the response has been “wicked awesome” as this dude in Boston told me.  But we can’t just go on with one shirt forever right?  We’re kinda running low on our logo shirt (http://www.dippedinsauce.com/t-shirts.htm) so we thought we’d channel this excitement into new stuff. As...
Apr 14th
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High Fidelity...
High Fidelity is an awesome film.  One of my favorites.  This is where we came to know Jack Black.  Now maybe you are burnt out on Jables, but we still love him.  In the spirt of this awesome film, we bring you our top 5 song one, side one list.  Now note that we don’t use cassettes anymore so it’s really just our top 5 first songs on an album. Also, feel free to send us your and...
Apr 9th
Super Serious Art and Whatnot....
I collect lots of art.  It just so happens that my art is mostly related to toys and other childhood fun stuff.  This is really the foundation of Special Sauce.  So I thought it would be a good idea to show you some of the art that inspires our design… I found this print in LA a few years ago.  Dude had a gallery on Fairfax.  His name is Blitzstein.  I don’t think it’s there...
Apr 6th
Tagging our name everywhere....
Oh, I see…because some of us are hispanic, you assume we meant graffiti.  I can’t believe you would think such things.  We are hurt and angry and hurt…but we’ll get over it. Today our custom tags arrived at Special Sauce.  We’ve just been using generic ones thus far.  If you bought a shirt, send us an e-mail and we’ll mail you one of these so you can sew it in...
Apr 3rd
Backing up our entire existence...
When you run a high profile company like Special Sauce, you can never be too protective over your assets.  Today, I spent some time backing up all our data on the trusty old Special Sauce Main Frame.  The 486 DX266 Packard Bell is a screamer.  It’s got 4 megs of ram and a 200 MB hard drive.  We can’t yet afford a tape drive for backup, so we just go straight to floppy. After...
Apr 2nd
Strict office policy...3PM = Nap Time
Eveyone put your heads on your desk….
Apr 1st
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Stuff that makes up happy...
What’s the recipe for Special Sauce?  It’s really 382 individual ingredients, but some of them include… If we tell you anymore, you could get dangerously close to replicating our recipe, so we’ll leave it at this….
Apr 1st
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March 2010
6 posts
The World's Most Important Sketch Book
I shouldn’t even be showing you this…but I am.  It goes against all security protocol here at Special Sauce.  You know how we said we had all these great ideas…we invented the sham-wow ‘n junk like that?  Well this is the sketch book that holds them all. And in case it is ever left face down, this hand note guides you to the promise land: Check out this idea we had...
Mar 31st
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Did I mention I hate rain?
So everything has been cool for a couple weeks weather-wise here in the SF Bay.  Then Mother Nature came down today and was like “sorry, winter and I are back together for a few one night stands”.  Man that makes me mad.  Just break up with the dude.  He’s no good for you or us.  You need to go date this guy name Summer.  Sure, it’s kind of a wimpy name but trust...
Mar 31st
Day 2 @Special Sauce
Special Sauce has completed is first full day of service and here’s what we know so far. People seem to really dig the Black Special Sauce shirt the most.  Truth be told, we primarily developed this so Ultimate Todd could wear it to concerts.  If you aren’t sure where the name Ultimate Todd came from, you can just check him out on Twitter @ultimatetodd (it’s really not as pompus...
Mar 30th
Hello, and welcome to the Special Sauce blog.  Maybe you’ve heard about Special Sauce and maybe you haven’t.  Either way, you’re here now so let’s chat… Special Sauce started almost 50 years ago.  Don’t believe us?  You might remember a little Alfred Hitchcock film called “The Birds”.  We were on set there selling fish tacos to cast and crew. ...
Mar 29th